SPAM! ELECTRONIC MAIL|! NUMEROUS SPAM

Oh, awful spam! It's nowhere appearing in my inbox. Millions of messages every day, all packed with worthless deals. I just want to scream at the loudest of my lungs! Seriously, how can anyone stand this infestation? Perhaps people are trying to sellthemselves. Maybe they're justbored. Whoever, I need a way out! {Get in Me, Belly! It's Spam